Welcome to my blog where we explore the amusing world of dad riddles with answers! Riddles have been a form of entertainment for centuries and they continue to entertain and challenge us to this day. Dad riddles, in particular, are a classic form of humor that never gets old. These riddles are not only hilarious but also clever and sometimes even a little bit cheesy. Whether you’re looking to entertain your family on a long car ride or simply want to flex your brain muscles, dad riddles are the perfect solution. So sit back, relax, and let’s dive into the world of dad riddles with answers!
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Dad Riddles With Answers
1. A father has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does he have? The answer is 5 because each girl has the same brother.
2. After you’ve awakened in the car, which your father has been driving for a long distance, what does he say when you ask him where you are? “In the car.”
3. I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man cannot hold me for much more than a minute. What am I? Answer: Breath
4. I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case from which I am never released and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I? Answer: Pencil lead/graphite
5. Two fathers and two sons walk into an ice cream shop. They each order an ice cream cone, and the ice cream man brings them 3 cones. Why did he only bring 3? There were 3 men – a son, his father and the father’s father. Two of them are fathers and two of them are sons.
6. What did the dad say when he wanted to threaten the calendar? Your days are numbered.
7. What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney? You’re too little to smoke!
8. What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? Transparents
9. What do you call an ape who is just like his father? A chimp off the old block
10. What goes up but never comes down? Answer: Age
11. What has a heart that doesn’t beat? Answer: An artichoke
12. What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap but has no hair? Answer: A bottle
13. What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? Answer: A human being. As a baby, they crawl on all fours in the morning of life, in adulthood they walk on two legs, and in old age, they use a cane, creating a third “leg.”
14. What has one eye but cannot see? Answer: A needle.
15. What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? Answer: The future
16. What relation would your mother’s sister’s only brother-in-law be to you? Your dad
17. What starts with an “E,” ends with an “E,” but only contains one letter? Answer: Envelope
18. Why are fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken
19. Why are parents so boring? Because they are “groan” ups (pun for grown-ups)
20. Why did the dad bring an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case he got a hole in one.
21. Why didn’t the dad trust the stairs? He said they were always up to something.
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