Fart Riddles With Answers Blowing Your Mind

Welcome to a blog post that is bound to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even hold your nose! Today, we’re going to delve into the wonderfully weird world of fart riddles. That’s right, we’re talking about riddles that are all about gas, toots, and flatulence. These riddles will test your knowledge, tickle your funny bone, and might even make you a little gassy yourself. So, buckle up, take a deep breath (if you dare), and let’s dive into some fart riddles with answers!

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Fart Riddles With Answers

1. What do you call a person who never farts in public? Answer: A private tooter.

2. What is a fart’s favorite musical note? Answer: B flatulent.

3. What do you call a fart that doesn’t smell? Answer: A wasted fart.

4. Why did the fart go to the movies alone? Answer: It didn’t want to share the spotlight.

5. Why don’t farts graduate from school? Answer: Because they always get expelled!

6. Why don’t farts have friends? Answer: Because they’re always blowing people off.

7. What do you call a fart that’s on fire? Answer: An arse-flame.

8. Why do farts stink? Answer: So that deaf people can enjoy them too.

9. What do you call a person who blames their farts on the dog? Answer: A fibber-blamer.

10. Why did the fart cross the road? Answer: To get to the smelly side.

11. I dont exist unless you cut me, but if you stab me I wont bleed. I hate no one yet am abhorred by all. What am I? Answer: A fart

12. I was a gift to the one but poison to the others, I was a favored sign but also a hated symbol, Some say that of many I was not short, While others talk of two that were far too long, I was stolen and then torn And became something to mourn, I am in the Bible – what am I? Answer:Joseph’s long-sleeved coat

13. Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I? Answer: A fart

14. What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes? Answer: Farts.

15. What did the poo say to the fart? Answer: “You blow me away.”

16. What do you call a person that doesn’t fart in public? Answer: A private tutor

17. What is born into this world Without hide, hair, or skin; Cries once and never cries again? Answer: A fart

18. What is the sharpest thing in the world? Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!

19. When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed As when I go astray. What could I be? Answer: A fart

20. Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store? Answer: Because they don’t have Windows.

21. You can hear me but you can never see me, what am I? Answer: A fart

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