The Best Lines and Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite

Are you ready to relive some of the most awkwardly hilarious moments from the 2004 cult classic, “Napoleon Dynamite”? Look no further than this blog, dedicated to the iconic and unforgettable quotes from the film. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or a newcomer to the quirky world of Napoleon and his friends, you’ll find plenty of memorable lines to enjoy and chuckle at. Get ready to delve into the world of Napoleon Dynamite quotes!

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Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite

1. “What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!” – Napoleon Dynamite

2. “Tina, come get some ham.” – Napoleon Dynamite

3. “Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.” – Napoleon Dynamite

4. “Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip!” – Napoleon Dynamite

5. “Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner. Tina! Eat The FOOD!” –Napoleon Dynamite

6. “I Told You! I Spent It With My Uncle In Alaska Hunting Wolverines!” – Napoleon Dynamite

7. “How Much Do You Want To Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?” – Napoleon Dynamite

8. “I caught you a delicious bass.” – Napoleon Dynamite

9. “I See You’re Drinking 1%. Is That ‘Cause You Think You’re Fat? ‘Cause You’re Not. You Could Totally Be Drinking Whole If You Wanted To.” – Napoleon Dynamite

10. “No, I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat *anything* today.” – Napoleon Dynamite

11. “You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?” – Uncle Rico

12. “Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?” – Napoleon Dynamite

13. “Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.” – Napoleon Dynamite

14. “Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.” – Kip

15. “Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.” – Uncle Rico

16. “I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin’ 120 bucks.” – Uncle Rico

17. “I could make that much money in five seconds!” – Napoleon Dynamite

18. “I Don’t Even Have Any Good Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuck Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Computer Hacking Skills. Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills!” – Napoleon Dynamite

19. “LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.” – Kip

20. “My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn’t cause she’s doing some modeling right now.” – Napoleon Dynamite

21. “Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.” – Napoleon Dynamite

22. “It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed… Bred For Its Skills In Magic.” – Napoleon Dynamite

23. “Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?” – Napoleon Dynamite

24. “So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?” – Napoleon Dynamite

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