200+ Instagram Captions for Christmas

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Funny Christmas Captions
Cute Christmas Captions
Christmas Captions Using Emojis
Christmas Captions Inspired by Movies
Christmas Instagram Captions Inspired by Songs
Clever Christmas Captions
Christmas Tree Captions
Santa Christmas Captions
Christmas Eve & Morning Captions

Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too)
All I want for Christmas is your food.
All the jingle ladies
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple of hours …
Bah, humbug.
Believe in your elf.
Birch, please.
But first, let’s take an elfie.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Can’t wait to exchange all these presents
Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.
Current status: ready for a long winter’s nap
Dear Santa … define “nice.”
Dear Santa…I can explain it.
December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies
Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).
Feelin’ frosty.
Feliz naughty dog.
Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!
Has anyone ever actually had figgy pudding?
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha.
I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.
I only have ice for you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
I’m all spruced up.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
I’m on the naughty list.
Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it, “The Naughty List”
It was love at frost sight.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas…
It’s like they WANT stockings full of coal
It’s s’more than a feeling.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
Let’s get lit!
Make it rain.
Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
Me, 11 months of the year: “Slay.” Me in December: “Sleigh.”
Merry Elfin Christmas
Most parents: Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies! Me, an intellectual: Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.
One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!
Rebel without a Claus.
Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle.
Resting Grinch faces.
Say it ain’t snow!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Snow boots and ice and nothing is nice.
That’s a wrap! No, seriously—I finally finished wrapping the gifts.
The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.
The forecast is un-brrr-liveable.
The snuggle is real.
The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year
There’s snow place like home.
This is my resting Grinch face
‘Tis the season for stretchy pants.
To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
Totally sleighed it
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for people with kids who still believe in Santa).
Up to snow good.
Walking in a winter punderland.
Your presents are requested.
Yule is sorry.

Cute Christmas Captions

All I want for Christmas is you!
All is calm, all is bright.
All spruced up
Although it’s been said, many times, many ways…Merry Christmas to you
As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter—because the things you really want can’t be bought.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
Christmas Magic is in the air
Dear Santa, I can explain …
Fa la la la
Happy holidays from all of Santa’s little elves
Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas
I got all spruced up for the holidays.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Love the giver more than the gift.
Make it a December to remember.
May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve
May your days be merry and bright.
Meet me under the mistletoe.
Merry everything and happy always
More peppermint, please
My favorite color is Christmas lights.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.
Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be …
The elves did it.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care …
There’s snow place like home
This the season to sparkle
Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa
We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
You can find me under the mistletoe
You rock my Christmas socks.

Christmas Captions Using Emojis

?➡️?
He’s making a ? and checking it ✌
Look ⬆️…? is coming!
I’m on the ? ?
I’m on the ??
There’s ❄️ a place like ?
Every time a ? ring ? gets its wings.
Rebel without a ?
Up to ❄️ good.
✌on ? and ? will to ??
All I want for Christmas is ?
To-do list: 1.?2.?3. ?
? or ??
It was ? a ❄️ sight.
Lit up like a ?!
? roasting on an open ?

Christmas Captions for Instagram Inspired by Movies

But for now, let me say. Without hope or agenda. Just because it’s Christmas. And at Christmas, you tell the truth. To me, you are perfect. —Love Actually
Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind. —Miracle on 34th Street
Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved. — A Christmas Story
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. —It’s a Wonderful Life
First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House® cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle. — Elf
I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe. — Miracle on 34th Street
I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year. — A Christmas Carol
Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about? —A Charlie Brown Christmas
It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen. —The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
It’s Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive. —The Holiday
It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. — Scrooged
Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart. —The Polar Express
Looks great. Little full, lotta sap. — Christmas Vacation
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. —Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see. —The Polar Express
That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen. — Deck the Halls
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. —Elf
The Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought … doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps … means a little bit more! — How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
Treat every day like Christmas. — Elf
We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know. — A Charlie Brown Christmas
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. —Elf
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more? —How the Grinch Stole Christmas
You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa. — Elf
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid! —A Christmas Story

Christmas Instagram Captions Inspired by Songs

A very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear. — John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band
Holidays are joyful, there’s always something new. But every day’s a holiday, when I’m near to you.” —The Carpenters
Christmas time is here. —Lee Mendelson and Vince Guaraldi
Feeling Christmas all around, and I’m trying to play it cool. —Ariana Grande
Have yourself a merry little Christmas. —Judy Garland
I don’t know if there’ll be snow, but have a cup of cheer.—Johnny Marks and Burl Ives
If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time. —Faith Hill
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. —Irving Berlin
It hasn’t snowed a single flurry But Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry. —Jerry Herman
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. —Meredith Willson
My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas. —Donny Hathaway
The party’s on, the feeling’s here That only comes this time of year. —Paul McCartney
There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow. —Edward Pola and George Wyle
There’s no place like home for the holidays. —Robert Allen and Al Stillman

Clever Christmas Captions for Instagram

“All spruced up.”
“All the jingle ladies.”
“Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”
“Believe in yourself.”
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
“Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”
“I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
“If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”
“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”
“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”
“Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”
“Meet me under the mistletoe.”
“Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninnymuggins.”
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
“Oh, dear.”
“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
“Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”
“Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
“There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling is sung way off-key.”
“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

Christmas Tree Captions for Instagram

“From little seeds grow mighty trees.”
“Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift.”
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
“O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How lovely are your branches!”
“Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!”
“The best of all gifts around the Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family wrapped up in each other.”
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
“You know it’s winter when the tree is the only light in the room.”

Santa Christmas Captions for Instagram

Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing — The Santa Clause
Dear Santa, I Want New Owners.
Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All Year. Most of the time. Once in a While
Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?
Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
I Really Hope Santa Gets Me Pants for Christmas
If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.
Just Think of us as Santa’s Social Media Elves
OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.

Christmas Eve & Morning Captions for Instagram

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch
About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by “sugarplums,” you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes.
Baby, it’s cold outside
Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it? #toystoystoys
Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.
Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas.
I focus on the wrong things sometimes and become weak in my spirit but the beauty of continually serving God is spirit and in truth is, He always finds a way to redirect you whenever you lose focus. Give up anything else but never give up on your faith in God to see you through.
It kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seems a little misguided.
Lifeworks in our favor when we know that no matter what the mistake we make in life, it can and will be turned around for our good once we don’t allow it to define us! We sometimes make one mistake and live the rest of our life with regrets, but this only keeps you back from becoming the butterfly the caterpillar if you were supposed to transform into!
Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties? – A Charlie Brown Christmas
May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.
Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more. – The Grinch
Mistletoe, sunshine, and good times.
Oh Christmas lights, keep shining on.
Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!
See the good thing about holiday seasons is that they keep changing but once we are prepared and wear the right garments, we will be able to face them all! The best garment is the garment of ‪praise.
Some people just lock others off when they believe they’ve become superior in whatever way to their friends or family but aren’t we supposed to help others when we advance? Balance is such a difficult quality to attain but the more you understand that your life changes are never to make only you better, the faster you develop humility.
The best life to live is a selfless life. There’s a saying that good people always get the messy end of the stick. Maybe that’s true but when you bless someone you never lookout for that same person to bless you back.
The calm before the storm …
The children have nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now, let’s just savor this moment.
There’s no place like home for the holidays.
This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose.
Time for the big show!
Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite