Life can be tough, and sometimes we just need a good laugh to get through the day. That’s where funny quotes come in. Whether you’re dealing with a difficult situation or just need a little pick-me-up, these humorous words of wisdom can bring a smile to your face and help you see the lighter side of life. From witty one-liners to hilarious observations about the human experience, there’s no shortage of funny quotes about life out there. In this blog, we’ve gathered some of the best ones that are sure to tickle your funny bone and brighten up your day.
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Funny Quotes About Life – Hilarious Quotes About Life
1. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ― Cathy Guiswite
2. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” ― Kevin Malone
3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” ― Stephen Hawking
4. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” ― Ellen DeGeneres
5. “The funniest people are the saddest ones” ― Confucius
6. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” ― Stanley Hudson
7. “People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ― Joan Rivers
8. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ― Elbert Hubbard
9. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain
10. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ― Mae West
11. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
12. “When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” ― Lily Tomlin
13. “Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” ― Tom Lehrer
14. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” ― Lily Tomlin
15. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.” ― Forrest Gump
16. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde
17. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ― Rodney Dangerfield
18. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” ― Jim Carrey
19. “No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You’re old, you sag, get over it.” ― Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
20. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” ― George Burns
21. “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.” ― Luis Buñuel
22. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” ― Sir Norman Wisdom
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